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No Pants Wonderday

The day that most call Thursday...
"Dude, I can't wait for No Pants Wonderday!"
by charlierocksursocks September 22, 2006
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Wonderbreading

"Wonderbreading" is the act of throwing a loaf of Wonderbread on a person's yard and setting an empty bottle of BAWLS energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person's name.

Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.
*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.
by Lance LaBar May 18, 2006
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wonder

A way out of reality that is always forgotten or never goes away
you: I wonder...

*wonder goes away or never leaves*

10 years later....
you: what?
or you:.....Damnit
by 4thumbs October 1, 2009
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Peanut Butter Wonder

When you "Get Jiffy With It" by spreading peanut butter all over your genitals and let your dog lick it off while you masterbate.
Chad, in the mood for a Peanut Butter Wonder, opened a jar of Jif, spread it all over his testes and had his two dogs lick it off while he jerked his wiener.
by C_W November 2, 2007
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Wonderbread nigga

White people who tend to happen to have the strange delusion that they are a huge mandingo-like nubian motherfucker nigga from the streets. In reality, under this hard mean muggin facade, these people are merely whitebread in nigga disguises.
A: Man, look at that one white guy in that group of black guys on the corner. He must be the hardest guy in the whole gang just to stay living.

B: Nah, man, he just a wonderbread nigga.
by Coffy March 1, 2009
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wonderboy

an elite athletic organization originating in rockville, maryland. This organization has a monopoly on all important sports.
is that kid goin pro? nah, he's goin to wonderboys

the sex was so great it was like having sex with a wonderboy. if only...

woooo thats a wonderboy!
by kmdwyer21 December 20, 2010
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one hit wonder

One who after talking one "hit" of marijuana is already high; someone who reacts very quickly to the effects of marijuana.
"do you see her? she's already messed up"
"yeah, she's a one hit wonder."
by Julieeeeeee September 19, 2007
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