stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.

Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.

by DivineGrace March 29, 2013

smart-womber

Smart-womber is a word used to define a person who is genius or smart by birth. It is generally used as sarcasm to describe a haughty person or a braggart.

Person 1:" My test went really good although I didn't study a word."

Person 2:" Are you kidding me? It was so hard ,I studied for 5 hours but I still don't think I did well."

Person 1:" Who studies for the test? It was so easy."

Person 2:"Yeah,you'd say that ,smart-womber."

by SickyVicky May 1, 2014

Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further

You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.

by WockRomble May 11, 2018

shit womble

Some one who cant do the job they have been given to do.
useless.
good for nothing

All i asked for was a bj and she couldnt even do that right the bloody shit womble

by Longman80 February 12, 2019

Freddie Wombwell

Has a 12 inch Cock

i have a freddie wombwell

by FREDDIDIEIEIDEOEIDIED November 5, 2020

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023