rubber wheel on the third rail

1. Totally clueless. 2. Willfully and proudly ignorant. 3. Out of touch with reality.

"His entire life, especially in public office, with a record of bad decisions, inability to form coherent unscripted sentences, coupled with that self-satisfied smirk, all prove he's usung a rubber wheel on the third rail."

by glazeonglass May 25, 2008

vagisil wheels

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.

Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009

rickmans wheels

1. the funniest and most pathetic thing you will ever see

2. a youtube video detailing the best way to "wheel"

"omg i saw rickmans wheels" LOLOLOL XD

by wheels rickman December 12, 2010

Paddle Wheeling

Like Motor boating but with the ass.

I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.

by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014

Wet wheelbarrow

After a male had a long day of doing yard work a male inserts his sweaty moose knuckle into a woman's cock holster while she is suspended in the wheelbarrow position.

Dude after all that work we did I came in and gave her the wet wheelbarrow. Deep in the mouth hole.

by CarRamRod69 September 3, 2017

Undercover Wheelchair

A sex act consisting of hiding under the covers like a tent and riding someone.

"Dude, she was so freaky. She did the undercover wheelchair on me!"

by ZaitoUTAU January 2, 2018

Political wheel

When you have sex in the shape of a swastika and yell controversial subjects

I was feeling edgy so I tried the political wheel with her last night to get a few things off of my chest

by Rodut December 13, 2018