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Texas Wrangler Darlin'

A member of the UT spirit organization called the Texas Wrangler Darlings. These girls are distinguishable from other spirit groups by both their homeliness and slutty nature.
Male: I am a Texas Wrangler and even I would never date a Texas Wrangler Darlin'.
by texasfight1212 January 1, 2012
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penis wrangler

the one who is one who is kinda like me, who could be seen as me. Then again its just josh
I had your mom and she's a penis wrangler!
by jakkfrozt January 20, 2004
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wranglers

A cheap pair of jeans, usually bought at Wal-Mart or Target.
Wranglers Jeans - $5.99 a pair
by J-DitTy April 8, 2004
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clam wrangler

A hardcore lesbian who has many girlfriend's at a time.
Wow that lady that works for animal control is a damn clam wrangler. She has like 5 girlfriends!
by Indalecio April 25, 2011
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Mouse Wrangler

A mouse Wrangler is a guy that surrounds himself with inferior and weaker males as his primary friend group in order to make himself seem tougher and stronger than he really is. The typical mouse wrangler will rule his mice fiefdom with an iron fist of intimidation, the mice will even talk this individual up as they have come to accept him as their supreme leader.

This particular individual will generally be seen as a bad-ass amongst his friends the mice. But will readily shun and avoid conflicts with true alpha males that would inevitably whoop his ass. As taking an ass whooping would cause his kingdom to crumble and the mice would adopt a new leader.
Hey, that Dude sure is a Mouse Wrangler, look at all those pussies that hang out with him and worship him like he's top dog.

I sure would like to whoop his ass, but he keeps duckin and dodgin and hiding behind his friends who think he's bad. What a Mouse Wrangler.
by Rickawalabear March 29, 2010
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Wangjangle

Close to wanglejangle but without le after the wang. Another way to confuse your friends
your a wangjangle
What the fuck is that, Cassidy
haha fuck you
by Cassthebass October 25, 2018
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jeep wrangler

a car that because it has the name jeep printed on it, a mass of retards all think it is good offroad, when infact a prius could not only do better but get better mpg's. But getting good mpg's isnt really a struggle because throughout jeeps years they have never been able to give any of their cars over 20 mpg highway.Pathetic.

JEEP= Junk, each and every part.
Hey i bought a jeep wrangler and drove it 45 miles an hour! But i was rolling over going down a hill in red rpms when it happened, and i fucking ran out of gas driving it home too!

Jeeps suck!
by Lbayncha! February 22, 2009
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