rape wand ryan

Republican Senator Paul Ryan, who has championed the forced vaginal ultrasound bills both locally and nationally. Also the champion of the "let women die" bills.

Romney picked Rape Wand Ryan as his Vice Presidential Running mate! Yay!

by Fixer66 August 14, 2012

Magic Wand

A magic wand is a stick that is magical and can do spells

Harry used his magic wand against the evil villian

by ImAGod.org February 7, 2019

Magic Meat Wand

The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.

I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.

by Jordan Rivers July 13, 2010

Wakdirt

the craziest thing ever

Yo, that salami is wakdirt dawg!

by Sam Nizzle September 26, 2003

Wand

A stick that you can use for FRICKEN MAGIC!

Do you have a wand

by D4RKCL0UD907 November 12, 2019

defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Waldie

A Waldie is a person who has extremely low self esteem and doesn't have much confidence.

Typically a Waldie makes up relationships to make himself seem somewhat popular.

He is unloved.

Guy1: don't be a Waldie

Guy2:never date a Waldie

by Syrianscumm005 June 22, 2016