walmart feeling

the stressed-out, claustrophobic-like feeling you start to feel when being in a large store such as walmart. the aisles are crowded and hard to maneuver, you cant find what your looking for, and then after all that the checkout line is torturously long.
feeling enclosed in a large store, or crowded area.
feeling anxious to leave.

I was grocery shopping today and suddenly got that walmart feeling, and I just really wanted to get out of there..

I'm having a bad day already, if I go shopping with you, I'll just get that walmart feeling.

by manda_panda December 7, 2013

walmart drake

Refers to a a person who looks and carries themselves as if they were Drake (the rapper) aka wannabe. Example: Utah based artist XavierTheRapper who became known for his resemblance to Drake.

Yo this dude really thinks he’s drake. Goofy the Walmart Drake

by Bigdogfromthe6 June 11, 2019

walmart-camper

People who, instead of staying at a campground like normal people, park their camper in a walmart parking lot, usually on the way back from a long trip, or because they are cheap.

Those damn walmart-campers stole our parking spot again...

by urban-porn-stealer November 24, 2010

walmart ass

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

Walmart Creature

one of the creepy people that insists on giving you a sticker at the door, even if you are over 88 years old. never refuse this sticker, or you just might have to take two. beware: walmart creatures tend to get extremely violent if shown shiny or expensive objects.

"have a sticker!"
"no thank you, walmart creature"

by azigabnsla June 30, 2006

Walmart virgin

Someone who has not yet been in a walmart yet. Often these people are stunned by the size of these North-American stores.

Most Europeans are Walmart virgins. If someone loses his walmart virginity he can become a Walmart slut.

Canadian: have you been to Walmart before?
Dutch guy: *embarassed* ... no
Canadian: oh i see, your still a Walmart virgin.
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Dutch guy: I will never forget my first Walmart.
Canadian: I feel you men

by Dutch surfer August 31, 2011

Walmart Bingo

The game played by fellow Walmart shoppers. Its like traditional Bingo but instead of letters or numbers you use the bizzare oddities of nature and trailer parks that can only be discovered within the confines of your local Walmart.

You're walking through Walmart aisles and suddenly you spot a rare treasure. A father and son with matching mullets and nascar shirts. You yell "Walmart Bingo!"

by Muerte de Mujer February 5, 2010