Wal*Mart Policy

1. When you've received terrible service.

2. Getting screwed over royal.

1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy

2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!

Wal*Mart Policy by Grendare April 3, 2010

Wal mart fart 

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart

Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter

Wal mart fart by rayjay91 December 6, 2022

Wal-Mart 

the best friggin store on the damn planet!!!!!
i go there whenever i come to america!
we have a wal-mart in england (but its called asda) and its no where near as good!!

Wal-mart is the shit!

Wal-Mart by xdarkeningdreamsx November 12, 2006

wal-mart 

1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks.

2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.

3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.

4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.

1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on?
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!

2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.

3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.

4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!

wal-mart by whoabaybay August 3, 2007

Wal-Mart 

A store started by Sam Walton, which sells everything you need at very low prices. Come on, Wal-Mart dissers, you know you shop there too. Who wouldn't?

Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.

Wal-Mart by Chase April 3, 2005

Wal-mart 

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.

2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.

3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.

1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!

2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!

3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.

Wal-mart by JC February 17, 2004

Wal-marting

A.- The act of entering wal-mart in a strange costume and performing a simple dance.

B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up

Ted: Hey dude we're about to go fuck shit up at wal-mart, wanna come?
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!

Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...

Wal-marting by ThaGoldenRod June 23, 2012