Wesley

What a dick, nuff said

Fuck you wesley

by @Raydonimous August 24, 2019

cunt mother weasle

an expression used by my best friend in a greyhound bus station.

she blurted out a bunch of cuss words in spannish and other languages and ended with "cunt mother weasle!"

by meowmix2005 August 2, 2006

Illinois Wesleyan University

A small liberal arts university in which most of the population are either theater nuts or music obsessed weirdos. At any given moment you can be walking down the "way to small campus" and see one of the ugliest people you've ever met. Everyone is vanilla, as plain as can be, and as soon as normal students step foot on campus, they immediately regret their decision for attending. 75% of the people attend because they enjoy the arts and sitting inside a dark room all day. The other 25% are athletes who had desires to play DI athletics but had to settle for the diminished IWU DIII competition. The Worst School in Illinois, and located in The Worst Town.

John- "Hey, Doesn't Zach attend Illinois Wesleyan University?"

Alicia- "Yeah of course. He says it was the worst choice of his life and he would rather be attacked by a Great White Shark!"

John- "Oh, well at least he's saving 20K for playing sports.."

Alicia- "Thats the only positive, that school literally sucks."

by Normy Eashy October 21, 2011

weasleybrosexual

When you’re only attracted to the weasley brothers from Harry Potter...

Random guy: “hey wanna go out with me?”

“No. I’m weasleybrosexual sorry”

by Iexposedyou9999 December 20, 2020

wesley finn tucker

The hottest person in the world

Friend: OMG HE IS SO WESLEY FINN TUCKER
Other friend: I KNOW RIGHT!!

by Hottest man on the planet March 2, 2017

Wesley hills

A person who can except that being fat is a choice and is fine with being fat

Your such a Wesley hills

by The one and only John Doe May 12, 2019

Wesley Crusher

A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.

My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019