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wrinkled walnuts

Another term for the coveted 'knackers' enclosed in the scrotum
'Oh shit, the ball just hit me in the wrinkled walnuts.'
by Jack Doff January 9, 2004
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Wallnut Cheesecake

When you apply two bricks to extreme pressure on the male genital region, causing the excretion of fluids which are instatly placed on the face of your unexpected victim.
"Let's give him a wallnut cheesecake!"

"WALLNUT CHEESECAKE!"
by Encrtia June 8, 2009
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wulnut

when a long butt hole hair gets sucked up into the bhole then gets tangled inside a turd making it painful to poop.
i need to shave my ass, ive been getting the worst wulnuts lately.
by rolyat kenorh June 10, 2011
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roasted walnuts

The act of lowering yourself onto your knees over a lit candle so the flame is essentially roasting your nuts while you beg for mercy as you kiss your sexy gals ass and/or eat her pussy out from behind and she slowly pushes down on your hard cock to bring your nuts closer to the flame until they either catch fire or she orgasms, whichever comes first...and if they end up on fire you'd better do a real good job of kissing her ass til she comes if you don't want them burnt off. A very sexy way to show you are hot for her.
I let her give me roasted walnuts last night and ended up with black balls before she came...but the kisses she gave them to make it better was worth it. (and yes, she did end up setting them on fire, but only because her orgasm in my face was so intense that she ended up tightly grabbing my cock and pushing down on it...making me end up comming sperm that was smouldering as I happily suffered for being that hot for her! Ouch, can I have some more please?)!
by Rychard Head August 1, 2008
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Walnutsak

when somebody has a lot of openis and they shrek your ballsack until you have one nut, they walnutsaked you.
AHHH SHIT, DON'T FUCKING WALNUTSAK ME YOU CUNT
by F3se5 June 27, 2018
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walnutmusic

That walnutmusic was an amazing person. I even got his number!
by Dick Daddy Dock July 6, 2021
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Walnutting

When an individual continues to argue, despite knowing that their point of view is wrong, just because they do not want to admit defeat.
Man, Madison was walnutting so hard earlier, she knows she's wrong but still argues that the it's ok to cheat at darts.
by Flinteeznutz January 18, 2023
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