Vulture

Another word for an “opportunists”, Someone who will go after another man’s female when the opportunity presents itself.

Vulture: “drunk johnny notices mikes girl is alone”, since he doesn’t have a girl for himself he try’s to rizz her up.

by NevaTrustABih July 23, 2023

joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

Vultures 2

The worst album ever, made by Kanye West.

Dave: "Hey, did you listen to Vultures 2 yet?"
Tom: "Nah man, that shit's ass. It's filled with AI, and Kanye is on nitrus the whole time!"

by incandescentcola November 22, 2024

toke vulture

Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.

Here comes Larry, he can smell weed from a mile away. Don't give that POS any; he's a toke vulture.

by bobistheowl October 15, 2017

Vultures

You know you are only cheering it on because you know your live has no value to extract. There was never a possibility of this happening to you and it isn't a matter of your virtue. It's incompetence. You just weren't ever going to do as much. You kids won't ever be able to do as much. And rather than accept your own limitations you're imposing them on me.

Hym "Vultures are animals and unless you're a vegan, killing their kids isn't wrong. Fucking them is a little gross but, hey, remember this the next time you look at missing persons flyer. And I know you will."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Vulture

Someone who waits in a parking lot for a car to pull out of a parking place.

Harry spotted a woman walking towards a car in the parking lot and instantly morphed into a Vulture. He partially blocked the aisle and put his ticker on to indicate that he had claimed that parking space, waited patiently the car to back out and then zoomed into the parking space as soon as it became available.

by Whiteheron December 17, 2011

Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 15, 2012