cockturnal vision

The ability for a man to find the vajayjay with his cock without the lights on.

Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.

by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009

guitar hero vision

The way you see everything after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time.

-dude, is it just me or does that picture on the wall keep growing and shrinking?
-nah, man. that's just your guitar hero vision.

by HaleyC March 18, 2008

sid vicious

1. Bass player who couldn't play; "played" with the Sex Pistols. The inabilty to play didn't stop him being the coolest dead man alive.

2. Incredibly hot.

3. Dead. Heroin is bad.

I had a dream I had sex with Sid Vicious.
It was the best dream I have ever had.

by ClockworkRose December 20, 2004

conjugal visit

Among the only opportunities a hard-time prisoner would have to engage in sexual relations or intimate visitation with one of the opposite sex (usually his/her spouse). Does not always have a sexual connotation, but in this case, it almost always does.

Of or relating to the marital relationship or to the relationship between a wife and husband.

"No more conjugal visits until we find out who killed Percy"

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

visitivity

Vision and creativity

Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision - visitivity

by MSkriver- February 3, 2009

Monthly Visitor

Period. Menstruation. On the rag.

Elena was rather abrupt in her answers, because she was entertaining her monthly visitor ...

by Queixa June 19, 2012

Bear Vision

A sort of way at looking at girls that has effected UC Berkeley students for years. Because their girls are so ugly, girls who really aren't that hot at all, suddenly seem really hot because you haven't seem a hot one in years.

Dude #1: "I think I like Julie, she's really smart and good looking"
Dude #2: "Dude you totally have some narly bear vision, we need to go to LA pronto"

by Thizz212 November 5, 2007