Vitamin C

Vitamin C is ascorbic acid and ascorbate found in oranges and other citrus fruits. It's very important. Without Vitamin C, you get scurvy.

Vitamin C is also code for Caffeine (Coffee, Monster energy drinks, Celsius energy drinks, Arizona energy drinks, Venom energy drinks, Coca Cola, Pepsi). Vitamin C is used by high schoolers and college students everywhere.

Vitamin C is also code for Concerta (Methylphenidate. D-Methylphenidate + L Methylphenidate.). Concerta is used by many college students to help them study, and it's stronger than Caffeine. Concerta can also be taken with a few beers (Ethanol) or shots of vodka (Ethanol) and the L-Methylphenidate turns into L-Ethylphenidate, which is a little more Dopaminergic and less heavy on Norepinephrine, and the Ethanol boosts levels of D-Methylphenidate in the brain. 20mg of Ritalin is equivalent to 72mg of Concerta.

I ate oranges and drank orange juice and have Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid). No scurvy for me!

Mmmm. Vitamin C drink (Monster energy drink) with B Vitamins. Time to study!

Hello! I got my Vitamin C (Concerta 72mg) to get through all my classes.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 7, 2024

Vitamin Crunk

An other name for alcohol. If a beverage is high in vitamin crunk, then it could probably get you hammered.

Beer, wine, mixed drinks, vodka, eggnog, all of the above contain your daily dose of vitamin crunk.

by good things April 26, 2010

Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.

I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!

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Vitamin Q

Vitamin Q is short for Quit or Vitamin Quit. Sometimes, you need to quit relationships because they have been toxic lately.

Tony: I'm quitting this relationship, Ritter. It's toxic.

Ritter: You can't quit. You're supposed to bark like a dog.

Tony: I'm taking 4mg of Vitamin Q!

*Walks away.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 18, 2025

Vitamin P

Vitamin P is Propylhexedrine! It's Propylhexedrine Acetate, Propylhexedrine Carbonate, or Propylhexedrine HCl (Propylhexedrine Hydrochloride). The Propylhexedrine HCl is the best, and can be in powders or crystals. You dissolve 175mg to 500mg+ Propylhexedrine HCl in water, then drink it. Then you feel energized or if ADHD, relaxed. It helps you focus, clean things, and calculate stuff, and breeze through homework.

Steve: With 350mg Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine HCl), cleanings a breeze! Even studying and homework a breeze.

by CognitiveFuel April 14, 2024