valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.

damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!

by shea December 6, 2004

Valence

A mistake on saying Valentine but it means more.

Person 1: Do you wants to 🅱️️ my valence
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.

by shizzyed March 1, 2017

valentines day

a commercial holiday made up by women who couldn't deal with the fact that there's no holiday between christmas and easter.

valentines day made the entire population of non-commercial people feel like shit.

by katy February 18, 2007

Valentina

Valentina is a name where every man would want her because she is the most beautiful lady you will ever meet. She is from Belarus and is a russion name

I dream Valentina :)

she also loves people that are from morocco and from Ukraine and from Belarus

Valentina

by Nabil alidi February 20, 2015

Valentine's Day

A day that usually falls the week after your boyfriend/girlfriend has broken up with you.

Mark: Yo man, what you doing for Valentine's Day next week?

Steve: Shut the fuck up man, my girl just broke up with me.

by Maximus Decimus April 21, 2008

Skeeter Valentine

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.

Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."

by alexander devlin September 27, 2009

valentine's day

A holiday for suckers.

Valentine's day is for suckers.

by Adeadlyliquid November 23, 2004