shut the fuck up

phrase used to express shock or disbelief at something someone has said; similar to "get outta here" or "you're kidding me"

"Alex got a job making a hundred thousand dollars a year."

"Shut the fuck up! No way!"

by poetwarrior June 7, 2007

Old Fucked Up

Your on your on the 8th hour of partying and roughly your 8th ecstasy tablet and everything is in chaos. Some prefer this over New Fucked Up. Vision could be distorted (See: Spirals) and everything is funny. Some never see the light of "Old Fucked Up" but its there you just need to tap into it.

Do you remember when jimmy was seeing the flower move? He was Old Fucked Up.

by specialk2hz May 22, 2006

fucked-up-time

A break period between two events where there's too much time to sit around and do nothing and too little time to do something productive. These time periods can range from a half hour to two hours.

For my Friday classes, I have Design 102 lecture from 10-10:50 and then English at eleven. Today, in Design 102 lecture we got out at 10:30, so I did not know what to do for about 25 minutes. I figured it be too long to sit and do nothing and not enough time to do something else. It was a fucked-up-time.

by AJHM May 3, 2008

Shut the fuck up

In chat it's used as STFU. the Real world it is used in many ways to shut people up. People who have been pissed off by a particular may constantly say this phrase. People will say the phrase for fun and people will laugh while the other person is in utter embaresment or they laugh as well.

(chat) Tod_is_1337: i t3h 0\/\/|\|5 j005!
Admin: stfu
Tod_is_1337: what the fuck does that mean?
Admin: noob....

(Pissed off) Dickhead: hahahaha!! you suck you suck you suck you suck! i fucked your mum! i fucked her good she squeeled like a..
The pissed off one: SHUT..THE FUCK...UP!!!

(Enjoyment) Daniel: hehe and then the blonde
Steven:Shut the fuck up...you suck

Crowd: <laughs>

by Masamune Date November 15, 2004

the ultimate fuck-up

When you mess up so bad, it makes it past the standards of the greatest fuck-up.

Dude, you just made the ultimate fuck-up.

by BananaChamp225 April 2, 2016

fuck up lil

Instead of shut the fuck up which is to long to say. You make it short and say fuck up lil.

Y'all need to pick up some trash. Fuck up lil

by Matt Brandon August 18, 2017

fucked up remedy

A “fucked up remedy” is another form of the world soulmate

She’s my fucked up remedy

by Electrictwat May 21, 2018