Twilight used to just be a time of day. Unfortunatly, now it means a lot more.
Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.
Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.
Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.
Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.
Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
by aebsdy May 6, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. A book that Stephenie Meyer probably wrote in around ten minutes. She has NO idea what a vampire is, she has NO idea how to make characters develop, and she has NO idea how to come up with a story that hasn't already been used. Yeah, she copied a T.V. show called Roswell. In Meyerland, vampires glitter when the sunlight hits their skin. They play baseball when there is a storm, because every time the ball hits the bat thunder occurs. They have no fangs and call themselves "vegetarians". A lot of people call Bella a Mary Sue, but I disagree. Mary Sues are supposed to be perfect. Bella loves a sadistic fairy, nothing pleases her, and she complains about how she has never had a boyfriend, even though she turned down probably the whole population of her school. None of the characters develop or change over time, and they have no personality.
Roswell-
Max isn't from Earth. He isn't supposed to get attached to anyone human, so he's a loner. There are two other unearathly ones, Isabelle and Michael. Isabelle is pretty mean sometimes, and Michael doesn't have control over his alien powers. Max meets Liz in the biology room and constantly stares at her. Eventually they fall in love, even though they aren't supposed to.
Twilight-
Edward is a vampire. He isn't supposed to converse with people because it would be too easy to uncover his vampirish self. There are three other vampires: Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett. Rosalie can be pretty mean sometimes, and Jasper can't control his vampire powers. Edward and Bella meet in the biology room. Edward always stares at Bella. They aren't supposed to fall in love, but they to anyway.
Max isn't from Earth. He isn't supposed to get attached to anyone human, so he's a loner. There are two other unearathly ones, Isabelle and Michael. Isabelle is pretty mean sometimes, and Michael doesn't have control over his alien powers. Max meets Liz in the biology room and constantly stares at her. Eventually they fall in love, even though they aren't supposed to.
Twilight-
Edward is a vampire. He isn't supposed to converse with people because it would be too easy to uncover his vampirish self. There are three other vampires: Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett. Rosalie can be pretty mean sometimes, and Jasper can't control his vampire powers. Edward and Bella meet in the biology room. Edward always stares at Bella. They aren't supposed to fall in love, but they to anyway.
by Buffy Fan February 25, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. Twilight is the part of the day between the going down and rising of the sun. So generally, it's night time.
It is said to be the most beautiful of hours, and is also when most supernatural happening occur.
It is said to be the most beautiful of hours, and is also when most supernatural happening occur.
"Meet me by the lake at Twilight."
"We'll do the spell at Twilight."
"He kissed me under the stars at Twilight."
"I saw the boogie monster!" "When?" "At Twilight last night!"
"We'll do the spell at Twilight."
"He kissed me under the stars at Twilight."
"I saw the boogie monster!" "When?" "At Twilight last night!"
by 2Girrls1Laptop September 19, 2009
Get the Twilightmug. My version of Twilight:
Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.
Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.
END.
Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.
Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.
END.
by Typical Elitist Metalhead July 9, 2010
Get the Twilightmug. The act of one man having rough anal sex with another. Based off of the perceived homosexually surrounding the characters in the movie twilight. In a non literal sense it can be used to mean screwed or fucked.
John: Dammit dude, stop spawn killing me.
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
by theREALharryjones August 3, 2010
Get the Twilightedmug. hi twilight!
by BAMBIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2009
Get the twilightmug. a book in a series by Stephanie Mayer
made into a movie
a retarded series that makes teenage girls think they will have an "edward" or "jacob" in their life
thinking they will be together with a fictional character
made into a movie
a retarded series that makes teenage girls think they will have an "edward" or "jacob" in their life
thinking they will be together with a fictional character
Boy: So babe what movie do you wanna c?
Girl: how bout twilight?
Boy: ugh wev seen tht 5 times in the past month!
Girl:Fine ill go find a new edward who will always wanna c wat i want!
Boy:..........
Girl: how bout twilight?
Boy: ugh wev seen tht 5 times in the past month!
Girl:Fine ill go find a new edward who will always wanna c wat i want!
Boy:..........
by xbubbbx January 21, 2010
Get the Twilightmug.