by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 19, 2017
a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.
"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."
by danmau5 August 31, 2009
There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?
Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep March 19, 2018
A person who covertly wants what their friends have, or sabotage their friend due to jealousy and hate. A wolf in sheep's clothing.
by tdpro4 July 03, 2015
Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.
by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009
When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)
After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.
by art-officials April 10, 2015
by That Guy#2 November 19, 2013