You mange to make it through the first day of a new work week on Monday, and by Tuesday you realize you already used up all your tolerance for working for the man, and the weekend oasis is still far away.
After a Monday of kickin ass and taking names at the salt mine, Brad hit a Tuesday Slump, as he sat in his cubicle with not enough BS left in the tank to even make it to Hump Day, let alone the weekend.
by Larry the Lamb October 2, 2013
Get the tuesday slumpmug. an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.
hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?
cindy: but its only thursday.
hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.
cindy: aw, too bad
cindy: but its only thursday.
hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.
cindy: aw, too bad
by seth engleman December 9, 2008
Get the hoosker tuesdaysmug. Spending a Tuesday eating fatty food and watching movies. The founders of this day are Dan Williamson and Jonathan Chen of The United Kingdom.
Experts say that a Fat Tuesday once in a while is actually healthy for you.
Experts say that a Fat Tuesday once in a while is actually healthy for you.
by Peter Potamus May 8, 2004
Get the Fat Tuesdaymug. by teddybear555 May 12, 2009
Get the nigga tuesdaymug. by *fuck* August 1, 2019
Get the Titty tuesdaymug. The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.
by Straemer October 26, 2007
Get the Patch Tuesdaymug. A very famous and widespread holiday that occurs on the first Tuesday of every month. Created in 1469 by Emperor Paltitties of the Roman empire.
by Dank_Shrekmaster69 October 28, 2016
Get the Testicle Tuesdaymug.