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nutty trumpet

While engaged in sex the one person puts one or both testicles in their mouth while simultaneously giving a hand job...
Last night was awesome, she gave me a nutty trumpet!
by Gostevego January 1, 2021
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trumpet muffler

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!
I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method
by Viking vickers February 21, 2015
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Bellend trumpet

The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.
The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...
by Micky Willy January 19, 2014
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Rusty Trumpet

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008
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Ass Trumpets

Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
by JohannFarley November 14, 2014
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Bloody Trumpet

When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the hold at the head. "Toot! Toot!"
Hey Carl! Why don't you just give yourself a Bloody Trumpet!
by ParlorPeep April 30, 2015
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Devil’s Trumpet

When your girl eats spicy food and you eat ass.
Oh, you had Thai food for dinner? Looks like I’ll be playing the devil’s trumpet tonight.
by Canigetanickname February 21, 2020
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