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nutty trumpet

While engaged in sex the one person puts one or both testicles in their mouth while simultaneously giving a hand job...
Last night was awesome, she gave me a nutty trumpet!
by Gostevego January 1, 2021
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chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.
Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!
by El horchata August 24, 2017
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Tennessee Trumpeter

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.
by OrchardThief August 8, 2016
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Rusty Trumpet

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.
Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.
by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008
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Ass Trumpets

Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
by JohannFarley November 14, 2014
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Trumpet Section

Only the most incredible section for bands in the universe!!!
Omg... The trumpet section is so amazing like wtf
by ZE Burrito July 15, 2016
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Devil’s Trumpet

When your girl eats spicy food and you eat ass.
Oh, you had Thai food for dinner? Looks like I’ll be playing the devil’s trumpet tonight.
by Canigetanickname February 21, 2020
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