When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021
Get the Trucker Toastmug. Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"
by Mean old bastard August 21, 2017
Get the brother truckermug. A person, usually a male in his mid 30s-40s, whos so obsessed with trucks that they would basically have sex with one.
by beeeeeeeebo0 December 4, 2022
Get the Trucker Fuckermug. OH.... look at that trucker.
by fhtbv tnvmg May 24, 2021
Get the truckermug. Trucker Buffet, also known as a "truckstop soup kitchen" refers to organized sexual encounters involving several men engaging in intercourse without the use of protection and most notably with one recipient being penetrated by multiple partners. Trucker Buffets are typically associated with males engaging in homosexual intercourse with little regard to cleanliness or safe sexual practices.
by xtshx September 19, 2022
Get the trucker buffetmug. Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
by Rmt223 July 12, 2017
Get the rocky mountain truckermug. by April’s a douche June 3, 2024
Get the Trucker dumpmug.