Topped You Off

When talking to a new person for a while, then putting them on ur top friends.

A: Hey whats ur myspace name?
B: {Girl} why?
A: Bc i just Topped You Off!!!
B: Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!

by iCizzle March 7, 2009

topenga

Cockface, someone thats a dickhead or have an ugly face

You're a dirty topenga

by Topenga May 26, 2008

Topper

Topper is an adorable dog. He is a doggy model, he performs on TV shows and has a large Instagram audience. All his fans or "toppies" love him and he loves them right back!

Person A: Look at this cute dog I found on Instagram!
Person B: Oh, that's Topper.

by janmhorowi April 20, 2017

"Ringwood Tree Topper"

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

Topping from the Bottom

When a top just ain't hittin' it right, and needs some guidance and expertise so the bottom gives their own input on how they like it.

Person A: I heard you fucked Riley last night.
Person B: Yeah, he wasn't a really expirenced top, so I had to start topping from the bottom.

by Saturninus717 January 11, 2019

Topping

When there is shit left on the head of the dick after anal sex.

"Oh shit man, I fucked her in the ass and there was topping left on my D"

by Loocyfer November 18, 2019

topping

When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system

Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him

Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper

by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018