tootsie roll

foot job; foot sex

Kick off you shoes baby, my cock needs a tootsie roll!

by zwasbk613 November 3, 2016

tooski

A li'hit of coke.

Aye Darron, you want a tooski?

I'm widdit if your widdit Lis!

by Master mine April 23, 2017

toots

one who must be protected at all costs

No harm must come to toots!

by yosoybayemay June 22, 2011

tootsie rolling

the act of corn holing your girl friend. then leaving unshowered back home. squirt some hersheys syrup on your frank to mask the smell an get a blowjob from your wife.

my dam wife wanted me to clean the garage so i ended up tootsie rolling her ass.

by redwood boner March 1, 2012

toots

Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".

49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.

by Ragdaddy December 1, 2019

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.

a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

by tee oh see-toc-tyler o' conner October 6, 2003

tooping

To "poop" and "text" at the same time.

"hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping"
"oh sweet me too!!"
*goes to school the next day*

"hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???"
"yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..."
"shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..."

by McOwners December 31, 2009