let's all just get a bong and toke about it

when there is a conflict that can only be solved by smoking weed.

(let's all just get along and talk about it)

George: hey man, i don't appreciate you cheating off my tests in history class...

Bill: i feel you bro, let's all just get a bong and toke about it

by porttownsendcrew March 22, 2010

Toking up

The act of smoking marijuana to get high.

Me and Jim are going back to my place and toking up after class.

by YaBoi4200 October 2, 2016

Stroke-N-Toke

When an individual, which has a penis, masturbates while also smoking weed.

I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.

by Hammy312 April 25, 2021

Tub n' Toke

Smoking marijuana whilst taking a bubble bath. The Tub n' Toke is the only think more relaxing than a shower beer.

Keisha (in a new england accent): Wanna relax with a showah beer?
Ralphie: no lets draw a bath, and Tub n' Toke
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts everyone!

by Creator of the Shower Beer February 26, 2014

Tokes

Smoking, but for bitches.

People should stop thinking you're so cool shoving a fog machine into their mouth.

"Yo Ryan pass me the tokes!"

"What!? I can't hear you over the sound of terrible rap music."

by Dylanator003 November 20, 2018

toke vulture

Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.

Here comes Larry, he can smell weed from a mile away. Don't give that POS any; he's a toke vulture.

by bobistheowl October 15, 2017

Polish up the toke

To improve the inhale of a bong rip. Gotta be at least 10 seconds.

Dude you really need to polish up the toke. That was a pussy hit bro

by NickBob123 August 16, 2019