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Freudian Slide

A Freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.
Example #1:

Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.

Example #2:

Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.
by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013
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cardboard sliding

the act of using a flattened cardboard box to slide places; i.e., down hills, down stairs.
He didn't need a skateboard or sled, he could go cardboard sliding down the hill on that box the new washer came in.
by helen1929 January 28, 2013
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Semi slide

Refers to qualifying for the semi-finals of a bracketed, double elimination tournament and subsequently losing three games/matches (championship semis, consolation semis, and 5th/6th place metal round) to place 6th in the tournament.
Did Joe win his semis match? Nah, he did the semi slide.
by NWtigers189 November 5, 2007
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The H-Slide

The H-Slide is the act of a male transferring from giving regular penetration to oral sex while the female remains stationary.
I done dropped the H-Slide on my chick last night playah, she love that shit!
by ReadingDBV December 29, 2009
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Pepperoni Slide

The act of masturbating while eating a pepperoni pizza, in a bathrobe, and listening to smooth jazz.
Did you hear John playing Frank Sinatra in his bedroom? I think he’s trying the pepperoni slide.
by MufflePig March 4, 2023
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Gucci Slide

When you cum in your hand, and slide your cummy hand across his/her gooch, resulting in instant pregnancy
Bro, you see that preganant girl over there? She definately got the Gucci Slide
by Gucci Slider November 2, 2022
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Baltimore Slide

When a car in the left lane of the highway suddenly slides over three lanes and takes the exit. usually no signal.
"Christ where did he come from, He must be from Baltimore."
That s the baltimore slide. I'd recognize it anywhere
by Chef dad February 28, 2011
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