College-Life Crisis

A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.
Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
by warspawn November 10, 2021
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mid-cyph crisis

1. when someone gets in their emotional while smoking a joint/blunt

2. when someone drops the joint/blunt everyone is sharing

3. when the order of who hits the joint/blunt gets confused
"We were smoking in the park and after 5 hits she had a mid-cyph crisis about her dog dying."

"everytime i smoke with you, we have a mid cyph crisis!"
by diirtbaag March 09, 2016
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Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.
Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.
by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017
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straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*
“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis
by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019
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Buttercream frosting crisis

A crisis that occurs when someone yeets buttercream frosting into the corner of your room and you're too lazy to move it, so you then an ant infestation occurs
Damn it anya, it's been 10 days with that bag of buttercream frosting in the corner of my room, and now there are ants all over. It's really become a buttercream frosting crisis.
by Living meme fangirl queen April 28, 2019
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Teen life crisis

A mid life crisis but for teens

They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people
Jamie: I wanna end it all but people are gonna get hurt too.

Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis
by man cheese December 11, 2020
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Quarter Life Crisis

The period beginning some time during high school and lasting until college graduation in which a person feels emotionally and physically out of shape compared to others. Is similar to a mid life crisis but there is no way to spend your way out since you're broke and have to actually change yourself.
I must be going through a quarter life crisis. I just feel so depressed and I'm not even through with college.
by dealhpig2 July 25, 2016
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