weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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Weaved

When someone snatches your wig or weave
Oh no! You’ve been weaved!”
That guy over there weaved me!”
by Sarbush, Erbush and Maddog March 12, 2019
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Weave

Something bitches with no hair use.......often used by afro having females.......often used by black people.......*cough
Weave is horse hair.
by High class person March 4, 2019
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Weaves snatched

Describe that ur impressed. Ex. When ur getting a “wow” breeze so hard that ur wig snatch’s.
Me: *watch’s a SPECTACULAR show*
Also me: Dammmmmmn....my wig snatched..!
(Weaves snatched)
by Dadancin’potato July 1, 2019
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Yank weave

The day when people yank weave out of other people head. That weave is so ugly do just yank it. It occurs on APRIL 16
Whoa I wanna yank that weave out of her head. Today is national yank weave day.
by chill_daniela May 26, 2018
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Weaving Traffic

The art of driving through congested traffic at higher speeds, one lane to the next often with near misses.
*Police are creating or already have "weaving" laws!
I was super late to work and fencers were in the fast lane. I started weaving traffic and got a $250 ticket in Denver!
by Xanalu September 14, 2025
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