Chris

He is the definition of a caregiver.

He always puts others before him.

He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.

He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.

... Written by your goddess, Chris....

by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021

Chris

A kid with the last name pike and likes all the dudes

Bruh you seen Chris?
Yea he looks dumb

He does like men

by NateTooSmoove January 10, 2020

chris

A funny person while being over all dumb, like really, really, really, like really, really, really, really, retarded. But an overall nice guy.

butreallydumblikereally.

Chris: Hi I'm Chris
Everyone: look at that dumb ass

by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020

Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

Chris

Chris is a stupid dickhead who stinks at Fifa and rages all the time . He is super toxic and probably has Autism . Usually from Sheffield and eats coco pops with a fork

Ah bro don’t be a chris

by Jon has a massive dong April 17, 2020

Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020