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The Tina

The act of repeatedly pocket dialling your friends and having them listen to your wildest rambles for 45+ minutes
Friend 1: "Man, I fucked up last night, my pocket dialled my friends whilst rambling on about vampire porn and now they won't stop rippin the shit outta me"

Friend 2: "Oh dude, thats a mood, you pulled The Tina"
by miniCoffee December 9, 2022
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Tina Arbone

A 40 year old women who finds pleasure in beefing with literal children. She thinks she's smoking hot shit but really she is just a fat piece of horse shit. She's bigger than Augustus Gloop. She thinks she can run a girl Scout troop without being cooked by a bunch of teenage girls who hate her. She tried to take us to Lancaster to meet the Amish but they all thought we were kidnapped by Megamind. She tried to take us on a cruise in the middle of the ocean and wouldn't leave us alone,she stalked us like she was the next Middle Aged predator. She tries to be inclusive but likes to call girls her browbies. What the fuck? She's the first to look at you and say your shirt is too short but she just is mad she can't fit in kids clothes anymore. Talk about HUGE. She left the troop then got mad we didn't give her money she was literally stealing from us. The only reason her daughter sold over 1,000 boxes of cookies every season was because she bought and ate them all.
Girl 1: My name is Tina Arbone and I'm America's next Top 100 Child Predator!

Girl 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
by anonymous April 8, 2025
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Tina

shes ok i guess but zesty for some reason
Tina has a girlfriend, and her girlfriend is her wife.
by Yapoleon Bolekar May 7, 2024
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Tina Moment

Tina Moment tee-nuh moh-muhnt noun

1. An instance or occurrence in which an individual positively transforms the lives of others through an expression of genuine empathy, kindness, and optimism, reminiscent of the characteristic actions of Tina.

2. A moment where a person's action or influence leads to a significant, often uplifting, change in another's perspective, mood, or life situation, echoing the nurturing and empathetic nature of Tina.
Usage: Her comforting words and thoughtful gesture at just the right time was a true Tina Moment, leaving a lasting impact on everyone around her.
by donimacaroni January 30, 2024
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Tina Karol

Best Ukrainian Singer, Ukrainian Diva. Part-time actress and TV presenter. According to “Yuna” she is the best performer in 2014, 2015 and 2018, the most beautiful woman in Ukraine according to the magazine “Viva”. Tina has released 9 albums, conducted a huge number of solo tours in Ukraine and abroad. In 2014, Tina opened a charitable foundation to help children's cancer departments. Tina also has a large and powerful fanclub "Fantina", which supports her throughout her career and has more than 260 thousand fans.
My lovely singer - Tina Karol.
I’m a huge fan of Tina Karol and her songs.
by BestJournalist November 22, 2021
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Tina

Tina is a catgirl
by Abendshcwingen February 8, 2022
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sniffing Tina

Hey man wanna go sniffing Tina tonight by the train tracks
by Brandonx100 February 24, 2023
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