Tilted Cervix

A Crooked cunt; also known as a tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This will result in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hitting it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something like a tilted cervix."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

tilted

Tilted is when a person gets really drunk, and is not able to stand balanced, therefore feeling as if the world is tilting.

I'm so tilted right now, I wish I could sober up.

by TitledMan September 27, 2017

Tiblet

My cat's name is Tibbs, he's neutered and can't bear childeren. But if he could, his babies would be called "Tiblets".

The tiblets dispersed around the kitchen playfully tackling each other.

by Sute April 25, 2005

tillegophobia

Demonstrating a fear of utilising a communal shower.

I had to quit the gym on account of my tillegophobia.

by napa1999 May 20, 2005

tibbens

To annoy; Make jokes that are only funny to yourself

"That joke was such a tibbens"

by Beffers May 15, 2007

Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Tibbetts

The act of being the slowest eater known to man.

That guy is talking way too loud and hasn't eating anything in the hour we've been out to lunch. What a tibbetts.

by cellerystick January 13, 2009