turkey rub

Another term for a Handjob

My girlfriend gave me a turkey rub last night.

by Wetfloor June 8, 2015

Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017

Turkey Hawk

A person who covertly wants what their friends have, or sabotage their friend due to jealousy and hate. A wolf in sheep's clothing.

Turkey Hawk, Ryan Forbes, Benedict Arnold, Russia

by tdpro4 July 16, 2015

turkey and pancakes

There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?

Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.

by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018

sloppy turkey

When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)

After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.

by art-officials April 10, 2015

turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

Turkey Smog

Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.

Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.

by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009