smeary stranger

The arm/hand not trained in the wiping of the buttocks. In the event of an injury or disablement of the predominantly used appendage, said arm/hand must be called in for back-up. This very often will cause mayhem on the toilet such as constant dropping of the toilet paper in the toilet, wiping in the wrong direction, poo on your hand, crying out obscenities in frustration, uncontrollable sobbing, clogging of your toilet from the constant dropping of the toilet paper and in severe and rare cases one may begin to holler out for someone else to come in and wipe their buttocks for them...in which case would now be called a smeary friendly.

The smeary stranger was used to wipe his buttocks because his right arm was broken and in a cast.

The smeary stranger failed to properly remove poo from his buttocks and eventually he resorted to use of the smeary friendly.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010

Stranger-Out

The act of a friend who fakes often when called upon via text or phone call (don't get brain cancer so basically just answer your texts).

Yo don't stranger-out we better hang

by AYOGHANDI November 16, 2011

Ribbed Stranger

Sitting on a grated seat until your hand is numb and masturbating.

Yo man you ever done the ribbed stranger?

by Frskymnky February 15, 2021

Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.

Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"

by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011

the french stranger

When a girl is giving a blowjob whilst cupping the testicles, and without warning works a pinky into the backdoor.

Guy 1: yeah this girl gave the best head last night, knew all the moves.
Guy 2: really? What she do?
Guy 1: oh you know, licking the head, deep throat, ... the French stranger..
Guy 2: she what??
Guy 1: nothing.

by Candy Dots November 16, 2013

Shirtless Stranger

Used by the media when a black person commits a crime

A shirtless stranger shoved and kicked an elderly woman in an unprovoked, broad-daylight attack

by NateHiggersTND June 21, 2023

sideways stranger

Sexy position in which the man is on his left side and the women has her left leg between his legs and her right leg across is body. While arching her back to lift her third eye to his one eyed snake they proceed in the art of intercourse while the man rubs her love button

We did the sideways stranger the other night and it was amazing

by Thasriht November 25, 2017