VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

reefer pen

A vape thats filled with that funny stuff. Also known as a dab pen.

Hey, wanna hit of this reefer pen? It’ll make ya feel real good.

by SockLoyal123 February 24, 2018

ben pennings

A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.

“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”

by CrispyK May 20, 2020

drunk pen

A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...

by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019

zebra pen

A pen that cheap kids take apart and turn into a one hitter. It has a steel tip that is used as the bowl.

Bro buy a zebra pen so we can smoke.

by George25miller December 7, 2017

Apple Pen

A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated

Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!

Other Bro: Why?

Bro: because paper is total shit

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

Blendy Pens

when two males sword fight and they connect tips, they must push forward until one mans sword inverts creating a blendy pen.

Did you hear John and Matthew played blendy pens. Yeah I guess johns trans now

by Pleb24 October 11, 2018