suicide nut

When you call your mother into the room and must nut as quick as possible

"MOM!" I called and quickly started suicide nutting

by Suicidenuttee089 April 7, 2017

nut pouch

What somebody is when they just sit around and play video games all day and all night long. They could have a girl rubbing up on them and horny, and he still doesn't care and know what to do. They are usually fat and have a greasy beard and long fucked up oily hair!

Ryan is such a nut pouch he will be a virgin for life.

by Masterofdisguise37 March 17, 2016

Crimson Nut

The word Crimson Nut describes an entrance to the Crimson Cavern in the videogame Terraria. The nickname can be used to refer to the whole biome but the more appropriate term for the entire biome would be Crimson Nut Land.

Alright boys, it's time to enter the Crimson Nut.

by You_dropped_your_pocket April 16, 2020

Dead nuts

Archaic expression, used in many trades to mean 'spot on', or absolutely accurate. It originates from the times when machinsts machines were set with a set of nuts, on a fine threaded screw inside the machine which controled it's movements to and froe. The nut would be set at absolute zero, or the stop, or limit of the machine. When the nut was tightened, and the zero set, it would be considered a dead nut.

I know that part was accurate, my machine was dead nuts on!

by D. Cypher May 30, 2017

Nut Room

It's a room where you Nut(cum)
This room has a message Chair and a tissue box

It's the room where you Nut so it's the Nut room.

by BUDDYTHECAT March 10, 2022

fogging nuts

Going really, really fast.

I was doing 75 and he went past me fogging nuts.

by goldbugfever September 29, 2013

poopie nuts

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.

My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.

by The one who smiles December 29, 2007