I been in this shit and I know someone has been here before, but she's not that old she's definitely cuntrek next generation.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
Get the cuntrek next generation mug.What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Asshole next door mug.A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
Get the next-room-jerk mug.The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.
By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.
by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022
Get the Next Level Thinking mug.Over the top behavior that leads friends/family/spectators to believe you have mental health issues.
Public displays of random, seemingly unprovoked outbursts or actions involving exaggerated emotion such as anger, rambling at a microphone, goofy public political discourse, or other attention-getting kooky behavior.
Guy: Did you hear Dave at the Board meeting?
Female Co-worker: Yeah, I hope he has his resume' updated, 'cuz the COO had that next-stop-crazytown look on his face when Dave started screaming at him about his plan for next year's projects. In this economy, that's just nutty.
Guy: That's what I was thinkin'.
Guy: Did you hear Dave at the Board meeting?
Female Co-worker: Yeah, I hope he has his resume' updated, 'cuz the COO had that next-stop-crazytown look on his face when Dave started screaming at him about his plan for next year's projects. In this economy, that's just nutty.
Guy: That's what I was thinkin'.
by k2kate January 28, 2009
Get the next-stop-crazytown mug.Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.
you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.
you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.
by wee woo October 29, 2021
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Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
by RT4L June 28, 2020
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