Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?

Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

one-star assassin

Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.

We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin

by richkid98 August 13, 2018

Big Assassin

A alternate word in which you can tell a girl you have a large penis without been obvious

Hannah: Have you found it yet?

Dan: Yeah, I still need to find the BIG ASSASSIN though

Hannah: Oh alright then

by RIBA Lads November 13, 2011

unlucky assassin

Conner Martin. Search it in The Wu Tang name generator and this is what comes up.

Unlucky Assassin is going to kill it tonight.

by UnluckyAssassin April 8, 2015

Assassin Walk

The 'Assassin Walk' is the mythical representation that the Assassin's from "Assassin's Creed' are the creators of the first Gangsta Walk. This mythical representation is taken from the 'Assassin's Creed' games. Notably: 'Assassin's Creed (The First Game)', 'Assassin's Creed II', 'Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood', 'Assassin's Creed: Revelations', and essentially most or all PSP affiliated 'Assassin's Creed' games.

The actual walk is to walk with your hands, wrists and arms back and walk with only your shoulders moving.

The real Assassin's that existed way back then may have actually walked like that to be aware of possible surrounding attackers.

Friend: Dude, you walking like a Gangsta! You can't do that, you ain't a Gangsta like me.

Assassin Walker: You're right... I'm not a gangsta. That's why I'm using the 'Assassin Walk'. I'm walking like from the creators of your precious Gangsta walk.

by Shadioactive November 28, 2013

Assassination Classroom Ban

No. No... You can go fuck yourself with that shit. Fuck this guy. Don't vote for that son of a bitch. As a matter of fact....

Hym "Vote AGAINST that motherfucker. I don't even care who it is. Whoever is responsible for the Assassination Classroom Ban needs to go. Get this guy right the fuck out of here. DeSantis? Somebody else? I do not care. Fuck outta here. That's one of the greatest shows of all time! Has been rated "the saddest ending" of any show on multiple sites. It's good. They said 'it teaches kids to murder their teachers' which is ridiculous. It's almost the exact opposite of what it teaches."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2023

White assassin

Jherm aka “the white assassin” is a footwork god and will strike at any moment

No one can cover the white assassin one on one

by Justin Herman April 20, 2021