Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

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amino app

The ultimate child of Facebook and Tumblr. The place, where you can share your interests of yaoi, Elmo, and ice cream tacos.

*CAUTION. May fry your phone. PMing people still may make you feel paralyzed with fear of rejection. eat a cookie and watch "100 days of rejection", boi*

And remember friendships take time and effort .>.

I heard, that Beyonce loved the amino app. (uwu )

by THE UTAH TEAPOT, THE CROWN .>. April 7, 2017

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fuckass app

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fuckass app 🥀

by evilass rapebuilding April 29, 2025

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aglet app

the greatest game ever made. Absolutely dominated by sweats that don't stop running.

For a walking game, a lot of these players need to get outside and touch grass.

E.g

person 1: yo you play aglet app?
person 2: yeah I camp marketplace
person 1: touch grass

by dictionary manager May 3, 2022

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