deaf wizard

When you and your boy both ear fuck a girl. She is now the deaf wizard, can't hear due to the penises in her ears, but is levitating.
Bro we deaf wizarded the fuck out of Lauren yesterday. She's such a hoe.
by Dongdong69 February 19, 2020
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Lot Wizard

A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly before he begins to owe the local Dunkin Donuts manager money for drugs. He is like a pimp of the wild wild west strip mall convenience scene.

Origin: The modern day lot wizard originated at a unknown time in American history around the start of the trucker profession. He was used as the middle man in the sale of "adult service" to the homesick and exhausted drivers. He has since moved his trade of work to strip malls or really any parking lot where he isn't recognized and forced to leave by store owners.
Lot Wizard: being defined as...A mysterious, enigmatic, salesman of the lot lizard who lives sales to sale, and usually only stays in a lot briefly.

If you're really looking for that blo n go, catch Merlin, that homeboy behind the Flying J. The wizard lives.

Ay ,you remember that Lot Wizard from last summer? He's got a new terrarium lined up of lizzies and they are fiendin for some TasteeTreats.
by baby j September 02, 2019
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Wizard cookie

A cookie that dose magic and thats it but also hes gay
by Ieidudidud November 14, 2021
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Spamming wizard

A person using some form of social media (more so Skype), to intentionally bug, harass, or just simply entertain someone by posting exceptionally large amounts of images from scrolling the internet.
Damn it, some spamming wizard has hacked my bloody Snapchat and spammed all these pics.
by DuTcH DoG December 20, 2017
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Sex Wizard

The sex wizard is the archmage of the magicians of intercourse, a rather unknown religion. He advises he's inferior servants, his Sex mages, in his ten commandments of the sex wizard.
by WilliamTheSexMage September 25, 2023
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Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.
Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”
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Meme Wizard

A master at crafting and creating memes of the utmost of quality. Easily passes any meme status of the Straw queen.
that man is no mere memer, he is....... THE MEME WIZARD.
by minibake September 10, 2018
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