Pedo-stache

Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.

Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.

by locolegend September 17, 2021

stache

Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair

Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.

His facial hair is beautifully stached.

by Dr. Doofmann July 22, 2021

Guine Stache

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have

Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!

by Zombie25 June 24, 2010

Diddler Stache

A diddler Stache is a mustache that you grow out when you have to replace your valve covers on your German engineered bMw for the 5th time

mikal went full diddler stache after he noticed his bmw was leaking like a som bish

by Vic Vinegur February 20, 2022

Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 05, 2023

Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.

I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.

by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012

dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

by RedBombshell February 24, 2015