jizz stach

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.

When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing

by Peter Nails June 6, 2016

flesh-stache

(n) A flesh colored or blond mustache. A favorite style for rednecks

Did you see Johnny's sweet flesh-stache, he's definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight

by HicktownPortland November 18, 2011

Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache

“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”

by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022

starter-pack 'stache

the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern

"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*

"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"

by Ronald.j chanefeild August 18, 2022

skid stach

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.

john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.

by mustache mat November 14, 2009

Pedo Stache

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

by R0ZES May 19, 2024

Hot belly bubble stache

Rubbing your dick on a stomach and cumming on the upper lip to make a mustache

I’m gonna dry hump you so hard and give you a hot belly bubble stache.

by Rdizz21 October 28, 2021