Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.

Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.

by martin0246 December 23, 2011

Troll Shielding

When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.

Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.

by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024

The Riot Shield

A sexual position involving cunnilingus or analingus where the giving person starts on their knees, and proceeds to stand up straight while their partner’s legs are still over their shoulders, lifting them higher against the wall.

I gave Casey The Riot Shield last night, lifted her right against the wall!

by Maasofaaliik_Al August 2, 2021

Human Shield

"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers

Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

dirty shield

When a guy that has no job and is single ejaculates into a mailbox for 3 consecutive weeks and waits for his mom to say something about it

Mom had a dirty shield

by Wedtard September 11, 2021

Blame Shield

(v.)
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.

This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.

Once, a kid got sick from second-hand smoking, and his parents (who were heavy smokers) blame shielded and blamed the kid's phone and the internet.

by Other_Person June 17, 2020

sun's shield

1. The Sun's magnetic field
2. The hot protector.

Ooh, you're must be one of the sun's shields because you're really hot

by Master of beargreen December 2, 2023