VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

squirrel pen

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

by Boogieboy September 30, 2015

ben pennings

A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.

“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”

by CrispyK May 20, 2020

zebra pen

A pen that cheap kids take apart and turn into a one hitter. It has a steel tip that is used as the bowl.

Bro buy a zebra pen so we can smoke.

by George25miller December 7, 2017

Pen Pal

A Pen Pal (acronym: PP) is a form of connection that is superior to all other forms of connections, especially, and most specifically, any Rival Pen Pals (acronym: RPP).

Also in true RPP style let’s organise it for our very first day together, dear Pen Pal.

by big.pp.energy November 5, 2020

reefer pen

A vape thats filled with that funny stuff. Also known as a dab pen.

Hey, wanna hit of this reefer pen? It’ll make ya feel real good.

by SockLoyal123 February 24, 2018

drunk pen

A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...

by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019