when a mommy mermaid and a daddy mermaid rub there tails against eachother while screaming i'm cumming for you boi and im cumming hard
wierd pervert guy: hey dude did you see that new mermaid sex video
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena
normal guy: wtf like what the actual fuck your a fucking animal pervert you horny hyena
by urfathersbuttplug December 8, 2021
Get the mermaid sex mug.A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.
Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
by Le on January 26, 2022
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Get the Making mermaids mug.A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.
Someone who drinks a lot of water.
Someone who drinks a lot of water.
‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’
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Get the Mermaid Syndrome mug.Scavenges for items in dumpsters. This could be for various reasons, including finding unique or vintage items, recycling, or simply out of necessity.
• Often has a bohemian or alternative style. This might involve wearing unique, often handmade or thrifted clothing, and possibly incorporating elements of mermaid or oceanic themes into their appearance.
• Often has a bohemian or alternative style. This might involve wearing unique, often handmade or thrifted clothing, and possibly incorporating elements of mermaid or oceanic themes into their appearance.
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