Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.

That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.

by One1Upp July 17, 2024

skeleton mermaid

Got destroyed on the pirates of the Caribbean ride

They got rid of the skeleton mermaid

by Yourmum 43 May 20, 2018

Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019

Bubbly Mermaid

When they go cock to nipple with a full mouth of cum, then blowing bubbles.

He really liked it when I gave him bubbly mermaids.

by KirbyS June 10, 2023

Mermaid Syndrome

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.

‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’

by Genzwhsiper789 April 21, 2021

mermaid fly

an extremely brain rotted person, that lurks and doesn’t talk to people. a background character

“that girl is such a mermaid fly!”

by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025