gay mayonnaise

A very unfunny joke I made

A:"how are you? "
B:"like gay mayonnaise "
A:"fish "

by Just. A. Kaz June 10, 2022

mayonnaise

burger sauce, dumbass

mayonnaise more like mayonnaids

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2023

mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018

mayonnaise hole

The act of creaming one's butthole with mayonnaise.

Let me mayonnaise hole you.

by prettybadwtf October 3, 2022

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022

Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.

Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.

by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024

Mayonnaise

A salad dressing. Can be combined with cookies, snickers, and eggs.

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR! IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEEYA LATER.

by A Quirky White Boy September 5, 2023