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Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.
Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.
by John December 5, 2004
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Landon School

So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.
Female: SOME Landon School GUY RAPED ME!!
Landon Kid: You’ll be fine don’t worry
by Duvraj Alahamine June 4, 2020
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landon guy

A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.
Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!
by Moriae December 6, 2006
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Landon Booth

Look it’s landon Booth the gay faggot!
by Likamynut January 10, 2020
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landon guy

gay fag, who cannot get a girl to save his life!!! Bullis guys are so much better! They are the shit!
by Bullis Guys are hot March 17, 2005
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Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S
Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital
by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021
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landon crumpacter

A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.
Your a real Landon Crumpacter
by Das dat boi March 25, 2019
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