January First

January first is a special day to be born. This day isn't only new years but if you were born on this day you are perfect. January first is Perfectionist Day! Stay calm, and be perfect💕🤞🏻

"Today is January first, i need to be perfect today" ~He said.

by January first November 11, 2019

june first

The day when every single brand twitter changes their profile picture to a pride flag.

The guy in charge of the McDonalds' twitter: Hey, it's June first! Time to change our profile picture!

by meamgamer June 2, 2020

first loser

The first in a group of bros to finally lose their virginity, title comes with extreme bragging rights

Bro 1: Bro, I coulda been the first loser last night but I blacked out so fast

Bro 2: Bro...

by eforce222 May 20, 2019

First Pancake

A common phrase coming from the expression that goes “The first pancake never turns out right, the second one is perfect, and the third needs some shaping.

Person 1: My daughters a bit odd.

Person 2: She’s a first pancake, your son is great though!

by Thatmanrightthere January 5, 2022

first dyke

A game won by correctly identifying the first lesbian you see in a given location. FD stands for FIRST DYKE. You must say or yell "FD!" or "FIRST DYKE" before your opponents say it.

Upon entering the local health food store, you see a woman buying organic, vegan, gluten free chickN strips. She is wearing a sports bra under a baggy t-shirt and knee length shorts, and Tevas. She smells like Axe body spray. You call out "FD!" two seconds before your friend yells "FIRST DYKE!" and you won! Congratulations!

by aliciasawesome June 3, 2013

First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.

Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.

by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022

first principles

Starting from scratch, origin from baking as to start from raw ingredients. Most often used in the context of pizzas and software.

The resident expert was out so I used first principles to understand why the website was down. I had to look at the code to do so.

by Fast Johnny J July 27, 2010