magical Dorito

Some thing I say when I’m defining bill cipher

Me: and then there is a magical Dorito who tried to kill these kids

Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????

by Ze Zoo Za November 27, 2022

Dorito

What that dude on Woods Road in St. Leonard named his junk. You know that dude with the big teeth and his older brother used to beat everybody up. That Dude.

Any other Dorito lickers out there besides my wife?

How many Doritos can you fit in your mouth?

by FarmRoad June 30, 2020

limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.

you are a limp dorito

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 7, 2019

BBQ Dorito

1.) The second best doritos chips known to mankind.
2.) Bloody diarrhea.

guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"

guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."

by an Oklahoma October 18, 2023

Seven layer Dorito Dip

When precisely seven men ejaculate on to a tortilla chip and then serve it to either the last man to ejaculate or a hungry guest

Chris had a rough day so I rounded up six friends and we whipped him up a delicious Seven Layer Dorito Dip. He ate it with relish.

by JayAddie May 6, 2023

Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.

Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.

by hso_00 October 4, 2018

Dorito Hangover

When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.

I have a Dorito Hangover, don't ask!

by RevJD July 7, 2014