dalton

a sweetie who doesn't like boobs but won't stop sending photos of them to me.
you should stop.
rlly.
jk.
only if you want to <3

me: hey-
dalton: sends anime boobers///
me: scREEEECHEs////

by sweetiepiggie August 20, 2018

Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.

That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!

by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018

dalton earnest

That bro that was her supple infomercial

Yo, that dalton earnest shit yo

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023

Dalton

Fucking retard

“You Dalton!”

by Jaremy Hinklebottom August 29, 2021

Dalton

Proper Ard as nails, toughest men on the planet

Person 1: Omg have you seen Dalton.
Person 2: No he's too scary lol

by Gsnsnakskskdnejr June 17, 2022

dalton

know it all

1:)dalton is a know it all
2:)right!!

by Undercover bad bitch November 11, 2020

Dalton

A dalton has a incredibly microscopic penis and he Loves to show it. His favorite word is notlad because hes a loser and he is dating a herpes guy named Craig Burnett.

"Oi dalton ye faggot"
"wot"
"talk shit get hit"
r/wooooooosh

by IcePoseidon666666666 August 23, 2018