crown rumping

(n) The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken the following morning.

(adj) crown rumped - the state of having received a crown rumping.

My girlfriend must have gone crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there are plastic gloves on the night stand.

by Piptholomew June 23, 2017

Crown town

When you get shwasted from crown royal.

Mike- Want to go to crown town?
Taylor- fuck yea

by Taylorsafaggoy February 11, 2018

Crown Point

When Adam sucks your dick down an old dirt road.

We're going to crown point tonight, right Adam?

by CaptainCrohns September 11, 2021

crack crown

tatoo on lower back normally on female

Her halter top and low cut jeans showed her crack crown when she leaned forward.

by jelly belly July 13, 2006

Triple Crown

Eating a delicious sandwich while taking a shit and getting a blow job. The three greatest satisfactions a man can have.

that chick is nasty. i got the triple crown on the first date.

by jonhj January 3, 2006

triple crown

n. Taking three shots in a row with a short and comical, yet obscure toast before each.

Scout: Is the Foz doing a triple crown?
Shark: Yeah.
Foz: This shot goes out to Laura FUCKING Hodgkins!--Then proceeds to take a shot of vodka.

by Nate June 4, 2004

triple crown

A delicious shot of whiskey, a horse tranqulizer, a horse laxative, and a Viagra. Try one and wait for the shock.

Dustin took a triple crown at the bar last night and woke up to a few surprises!

by holyhorsecrap June 25, 2008