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Herpes 10

Human herpesvirus 10, or HHV-10, is the most recently discovered form of the human herpesviruses. The virus was recently identified in the crotch area of a Puerto Rican hockey player in a suburban Men’s League. Symptoms include spending your wife’s money at the clubs, urinary streams getting split in two and trouble with urination (ex: peeing at the club’s bar), delusional views on self worth, hypo addictive tendencies towards nerdy gaming activities, decreased speed, small penis, and genital sores.

HHV-10 is also known as the Captains Disease and is a sarcoma-associated herpesvirus. The virus is extremely rare at this point, but can be spread through sexual contact, oral sex, anal sex, hand jobs, rimming, tossing salad, reach arounds, and other various sexual acts. Like many other Herpes viruses, there is no known cure or treatment.
Hey dude, did you hear about Ed? He picked up Herpes 10 somehow! I guess it’s not surprising with all the transsexuals he hangs out with.
by bertrando1 May 21, 2022
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Decorating No.10

To acquire funding under false pretence and/or from an inappropriate source for personal gain.
"Here Dave, sounds like Big Bazza's been decorating No.10 again. His daughter gave him four grand to settle his tax bill yesterday morning but I'm sure I saw him roll up to the pub in a new motor last night"
by Eelandin Klink April 27, 2021
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September 10

People born on this day are the best people you will ever meet<3

They are often caring, thoughtful, funny, unique, beautiful/handsome, and so much more! They make amazing best friends or even partners. If you know somebody in your life with this birthday, keep them close!
Guy 1: “Hey, when is Sam’s birthday?”
Guy 2: “September 10th.”
Guy 1: “That explains a lot!”
by zipitydoodah February 25, 2023
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10% Millionaire

10% Millionaires, aka 10%ers, are trailblazers gunning to make R100k before the age of 30. They are the ones riding in a 10-year-old car, pushing their hustle, studying hard, dreaming big and saving towards their goal of being a 10% Millionaire (having R100k in the bank). They’re the architects of the future, and they’re rewriting the definition of success.
by The 10 PERCENTERS March 1, 2022
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10 Bands

Ten thousand US dollars. This saying is often used by afro-american people.
10 Bands, Fitty Bandz, Hunnid Bandz -Drake counting his money
by Broke boi May 20, 2015
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Windows 10

The most insecure un-private OS ever.
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
by MEowsersS! November 19, 2015
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october 10

october 10
Teachers: time for Kahoot
The class clown: ENTER USERNAME "Kashootmyself"
by Shy on yt October 8, 2020
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