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THAI

Midget height with a tattoo of his boyfriend's name on the upper part of his neck. Mid build, a bit on the stocky side but has put on weight and his face looks extremely bloated. Going bald or complete bald by now but is in the market for a toupee.

Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"

Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a

" THAI"
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
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THAI

A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of Tattoos that sells fake DIAMONDS and Unprocessed Vodka that's made in a methlab in a bathtub 🛀. Heaed the vodka tastes like bleach and has made people extremely sick in the region along with a few casualties.
TD: " yo THAI, do you know where I can get fake Diamonds & some Vodka "

THAI: " TD, my Jamaican Brother, I gotchu "
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
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thai

thai’s are the most handsome people you come across . They will treat you right and have unconditional love for you that will never end and they will always make sure you’re happy . Also they are smart , outgoing , and they have big dicks and if you ever made them mad they will go all out and not hold back so they are good as a friend but horrible as an enemy
by zakoria March 5, 2024
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Muy Thai

When you aggressively shart while kicking in the air
Ethan Rasson just Muy Thai’d me. Fuck that nigga.
by seegmaboi69 February 2, 2025
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Thai backshot

A backshot but both people are wearing Normatec compression pants on max setting
"Yeah we were both horny, but I had finished a 10k earlier and needed some recovery work so we decided to kill 2 birds with one stone and did a Thai Backshot"

"You know they're wealthy if they do Thai backshots"

"Wait, are these the Normatec compression pants you use when you do Thai backshots?"
by Tanner Edges August 14, 2025
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Bintoh Thai Boba Cha

The greatest restaurant you'll ever set foot into. The taste of fine Thai cuisine is just savory and exotic, the scenery is immaculate. You won't know what getting hit by a bus feels like until you put a spoon of hot tom-yum soup into your mouth as it burns your tongue!!! They have the sexiest pad-thai that make you do the conga right out the door (I would know ;) They sell the dandiest boba, I'm a sucker for the brown sugar milk tea! I hope this YELP review convinces you to visit our humble lil place <33
Bintoh Thai Boba ChaaChaa?? Yes PLEASE
by kittypan November 1, 2020
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Moi thai

by Sveb December 1, 2020
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