goof

when you have a crush on someone but you wouldn’t date them.

i have a goof on callum!

by gwyko October 16, 2019

goof grease

This dicribes a goofy person thats always greasin' around.

You fuckin' goof grease, what the shit did you do that for??!!

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

rat goof bitch

A person who talks shit,usually behind ones back and is extremely irritating and annoying, also lies to try and cover their own ass

Everyone found out that Stan was just a rat goof bitch and stopped beimg his friend

by Naughtybunny December 6, 2024

goof snakes

A group of people who goof around well acting all snaky or people acting like a bunch of goobers

Guy 1 "Look at all thoose goof snakes, there just a bunch of goobers snaking around."

by Goof Snake May 5, 2016

Intergalactic Goof

What you call someone who:

defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears dildos for fashion
oralmemespeak
anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75)
is currently NOT circumcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back
wears white belts
"frosted tip" hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emofag
is a scenefag
is an artfag
is a culturefag
is a Grammarfag
and any other type of overly offensive fucking asshole that should be absolutely legal to just fucking 100% execute in public.
fuckin' crowd and everything.
..you'd watch it.

Prima: If you read all of that you're an "Intergalactic Goof."
Secunda: I got about three words in then went back on Facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
Prima: I fucking hate this planet..
/Irony

by ForceFedFetusFillet September 27, 2012

bum goof

Someone with an odd personality or physical appearance

See goon

Nick: Golly, Nathan sure looks like a bum goof .
James: Yeah he looks like a Goon

by Gunner Brown July 4, 2016

goof and a fuck

someone who you laugh at not with. they usually are men. most likely can’t grow facial hair. you know if you know 😉

that guy was such a goof and a fuck

by saglizdon June 27, 2025